Lying Liars Who Lie!

I have a confession to make. Well... we have a confession to make. You see, we kind of pulled the wool over your eyes. We might've caused you to beleive something that was just not true. I have known the hellfire consequences promised to those who bare false witness for the majority of my lifetime, but we just had to leave you all in the dark.

At first, it made me uncomfortable to lie so much. With each shadey response a twinge of guilt would inflict the symptoms of minor indigestion. However, after a few well placed fabrications it became easier, and soon enough it got to be kind of fun. The feeling of power (as synthetic as it all was) became intoxicating. I was always grateful for the opportunity to lie over the phone so I had technology to veil my devilish grin as I spun a web of lies so tight that no one expected it when the truth came out (well not everyone, Beau seemed to be on to us).

You see, all those times we said we were waiting to have kids till much later. We lied. We're having a baby in December.